Posted 2 weeks ago

ariaste:

unamusedsloth:

Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza

I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”

Posted 2 weeks ago

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

I’ve been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

I work at a theater too, this shit is for real

Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 2 weeks ago

Once you have unfollowed someone on tumblr who you don’t talk to often or at all, it is near impossible to find them again.

Posted 1 month ago
Posted 1 month ago
can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

Posted 1 month ago

Confessions of an Aries #29

ariesconfessions:

I feel like Aries are usually pretty level headed…Until you piss one of us off… ;)

Posted 1 month ago

Confessions of an Aries #188

ariesconfessions:

I’m too protective with the ones I love/care for. But they always seem to give nothing in return and I don’t ask for anything at all but I feel like they just don’t appreciate it.

Posted 1 month ago

Confessions of an Aries #210

ariesconfessions:

I never ask for help, even if I need it, it’s like the word is stuck in my throat.

Posted 1 month ago
zodiaccity:

Describing Aries….Revamped.

zodiaccity:

Describing Aries….Revamped.