Posted 1 month ago

xemptfromxplanations:

Glassware can get pretty expensive especially if you’re in college and always getting sht faced and breaking your glasses. Start just using your empty beer bottles and turning them into your new glasses. Look dope, easy to make and cheap! Follow these 5 easy steps.

Step 1 – Grab a beer bottle preferably with thick glass such as corona bottles. Tie a string just above the label on the empty bottle

Step 2 – Keep the string tied and soak it in lighter fluid.

Step 3 – Put the string back on the bottle and hold it horizontally. Light the sting rotating the bottle so the flame spreads. You should hear the bottle crack slightly in about 10 seconds.

Step 4 – After you hear the crack, pour cold water on the string and the top of the bottle will fall off.

Step 5 – Now grab sandpaper and sand the edges of the bottle till it is smooth.

(Source: complxlifeofblackbrucewayne)

Posted 3 months ago

itszicalove:

WAAAAAAAAAAAH! QUIERO MORIR DE TERNURA!♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Posted 3 months ago

syntheticph:

Happy [Holiday Name Here] From Aperture Science by SyntheticPH

Posted 3 months ago

phananigans:

so I wrote a Reprise to Do You Wanna Build a Snowman for Elsa to sing during this part of the movie, because I thought that it was really truly needed, I’m not a girl or i’d sing it so I’m just going to leave it here. Its sung in the same style as the last verse of Do You Wanna Build a Snowman, also not my gifs, I found them on a post, and then lost the link to that post…whoops

"Yes I wanna build a snowman…

I’m sorry that it took so long…

I didn’t know I needed you…I really do…

and now you’re gone…

please…just ask me once more…

just one more time…I promise I’ll open the door

…yes I wanna build a snowman…”

Posted 4 months ago

mad-decent-taco:

So my girlfriends sock was lying on the ground inside out and I was afraid I’d wake her up from laughing so hard.

Posted 4 months ago

trickster-penguin:

THE ANIMALS IN DISNEY ARE RAVENOUS BEASTS LET ME TELL YOU WHAT THEY SEE FOOD AND THEY WILL COME

(Source: addelburgh)

Posted 4 months ago

So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.

jessicarabbit:

tenr0se:

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Dirt

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Funeral Home

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Weed

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Grass

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Holy Water

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Laundromat

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Leather

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New Zealand 

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Play-Doh 

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Wet Garden

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Tomato

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Suntan Lotion

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Sex on the Beach

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Riding Crop

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Soap

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And Finally, Swimming Pool

"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"

(Source: allo-nsy)

Posted 4 months ago
niknak79:

Years of Mario Kart have prepared me for this moment

niknak79:

Years of Mario Kart have prepared me for this moment

Posted 4 months ago

zoeykoko:

thehellofitall:

The new Pokemon designs suck. The originals were so much better

Bum Head Fire Duck

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Purple Rat

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Bird With Leek

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and who could forget my personal favourite - Some Eggs

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you forgot some of my favorites, man

Ball

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Eyebrows Ball

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Pile of Shit

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Pile of Shit Flipping the Bird

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Fucking Magnets

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What Even Is This

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Oh Shit There’s Like Three Of Them Now

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Plantophile’s Wet Dream

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That’s Racist

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I don’t think I even need an introduction for this jacked up fucker

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Posted 4 months ago

alizabug:

I’ve posted this before but this gives me strength when I have none

(Source: videohall)